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Go The F--k To Sleep

Samuel L. Jackson

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Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again.

I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL

holy shit i need this.

This is the best thing ever happened with earth.

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Anonymous asked: you look so fucking sexy with long hair

Thanks, unfortunately though I had it cut off a few weeks ago.

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Want to go get on a train back to glos, but need to borrow some money off my mate who’s still asleep. Hmmmm.

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Tumblr is getting chat, finally!

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I like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment

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Woke up, can’t swallow without great pain, can only breath out of one nostril and the other is so blocked that my eye is watering. Oh the joys.